Tag: Funniest Shayari In Hindi

Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,

De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,

Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki

Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU
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muje bhi pata lo.. Muje bhi pata lo.

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad;
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad;
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad;
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!

Bewaafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi;
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamsar Hum Bhi Nahi;
Pyaar Ke Iss Maud Par Kehte Ho Ke Shadishuda Ho;
To Kya Hua Darling, Kunware Hum Bhi Nahi!

Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao,
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,
Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to,
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao.

Likhy Jo Khat Tujhy
Wo Teri Yaad Me

Wo Sare Padh Liye
Papa Ne Raat Me

Sawera Jab Hua Tou
Jootey Parr Gaye

Wo Raadhe Wale Baal
Ghajni Me Badal Gaye

Jailer: Suna Hain Tum Shayar Ho, Kuch
Sunaao Yaar..!
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Qaidi: “Gum-E-Ulfat Mein Jo Zindgi Kati
Hamari.
Jis Din Zamaanat Hui, Zindgi Khatam
Tumhari….

Us Ne Kaha,
Tum Mai Phlay C Bat Nahi
Mene Kaha,
Insan Hun Koi Science Ki Ejad Nahi:)
Usne Kaha,
Ab B Ksi Ki Ankhon Men Doub Jate Ho.?
Mene Kha,
Pagal Ho Kya.?
Ankhen Hain Koi Talaab Nahi:)
Usne Kaha,
Q Tout K Chaha Tha Mujhe.?
Menay Kaha,
Demagh Kharab Tha,Iska Koi Jawab Nahi:)
Usne Kaha,
Bhol Ja Mujh Ko
Mene Kaha,
Abay Tu Hay Kon.?
Mujhe To Ye B Yad Nahi:-)

‘Mohabbat k raste mei har waqt dard mile ga
meine socha hai…
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issi raste par..
Medical store khol lo buht chale ga..

Chand ko tod dunga suraj ko fod dunga,

Chand ko tod dunga suraj ko fod dunga,

Agar tum haan kahe janeman to,
peheliwali ko chod dunga. . .

Pyar hua ,

Ikrar hua hai,

Pyaar se fir kyu darta hai dil?

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Q na dare dil yaar

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Aajkal ke pyar se badta hai sirf Mobile or Restaurant ka Bill….. !